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Below is a list showing common drinks sorted by their calorie to alcohol ratio.  The drinks at the top of the list get you the most alcohol with least calories.  Some of the most popular drinks have been highlighted.
Information has been taken directly from the manufacturers website wherever possible to ensure accuracy.
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Brand  Alcohol % by volume Calories 12 oz  Calorie to Alcohol Ratio (Lower number is better) Comments
Everclear 95 1800 18.9 This information was obtained directly from Luxco Spirits
Smirnoff Vodka Blue Label 100 Proof 50 968 19.4 Information obtained directly from Smirnoff Customer Service
Popov Vodka 100 proof 50 968 19.4  
Smirnoff Vodka Red Label 80 Proof 40 776 19.4 Information obtained directly from Smirnoff Customer Service
Smirnoff Vodka Silver Label 90 Proof 45.2 880 19.5 Information obtained directly from Smirnoff Customer Service
Tanqueray London Dry Gin 47.3 928 19.6  
Mixed Drink - Vodka and Red Bull Sugar Free 13.3 269 20.2 4 ounces 80 proof vodka, 8 ounces Red Bull Sugar Free
Mixed Drink - Vodka and Rockstar Diet 13.3 269 20.2 4 ounces 80 proof vodka, 8 ounces Rockstar Diet
Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 35 720 20.6  
Mixed Drink - Rum and Diet Coke 7 144 20.6 1.5 parts Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 6 parts Diet Coke
Champagne 12 263 21.9  
King Cobra 6 133 22.2 Very surprising as the top beer!
Sparks Light 6 133 22.2  
Bud Ice 5.5 123 22.4  
Anheuser Busch Natural Light  4.2 95 22.6  
Michelob Ultra 4.2 95 22.6  
Michelob Ultra Amber 5 114 22.8  
Miller Genuine Draft "64" 2.8 64 22.9  
Miller Lite 4.2 96 22.9  
Budweiser Select 4.3 99 23.0 Good taste with a score under 25.0
Busch Light 4.1 95 23.2  
Milwaukee's Best Light 4.2 98 23.3  
Keystone Ice 5.9 142 24.1  
Corona Light 4.5 109 24.2  
Milwaukee's Best Ice 5.9 144 24.4  
Miller Icehouse Light 5 123 24.6  
Miller Icehouse Light 4.13 103 24.9  
Keystone Light 4.13 103 24.9  
Keystone Premium 4.43 111 25.1  
Coors Light  4.15 104 25.1  
Bud Dry 5 130 26.0  
Bud Light 4.2 110 26.2  
Miller Genuine Draft Light 4.2 110 26.2  
Miller High Life Light 4.2 110 26.2  
Schlitz Light 4.2 110 26.2  
Goldschlager 43.5 1144 26.3  
Miller Icehouse 5.0 5 132 26.4  
Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon 13.7 362.4 26.5  
Anheuser Busch Natural Ice 5.9 157 26.6  
Rolling Rock Premium Beer  4.5 120 26.7  
Mad Dog 20/20 Grape Wine 18 480 26.7  
Pabst Extra Light Low Alcohol 2.5 67 26.8  
Michelob Golden Draft Light 4.1 110 26.8  
Wine - Chardonnay 13.6 367.2 27.0  
Mickey's Ice  5.8 157 27.1  
Miller Icehouse 5.5 5.5 149 27.1  
Olde English 800  5.9 160 27.1  
Wine - Merlot 13.8 374.4 27.1  
Molson Canadian 5 136 27.2  
Steel Reserve 8.1 222 27.4  
Bud Ice Light 4 110 27.5  
Mixed Drink - Vodka and Red Bull 13.3 366 27.5 4 ounces 80 proof vodka, 8 ounces Red Bull
Bud Light Lime 4.2 116 27.6  
Beck's Premier Light 2.3 64 27.8  
Magnum Malt Liquor 5.6 157 28.0  
Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor  5.6 157 28.0  
Tequiza 4.5 127 28.2  
Heineken Light 3.5 99 28.3  
Hornsby's Hard Cider - Draft Cider 6 170 28.3  
Milwaukee's Best 4.5 128 28.4  
Colt 45 Malt Liquor 6.1 174 28.5  
Sapporo Premium 4.9 140 28.6  
Michelob Light 4.3 123 28.6  
Busch Beer  4.6 132 28.7  
Red Hook IPA 6.5 188 28.9  
Busch Ice 5.9 171 29.0  
Fosters Lager 5 145 29.0  
Budweiser 5 145 29.0  
Guinness Draught 4.27 125 29.3  
Sam Adams Light 4.05 119 29.4  
Kirin Ichiban 5 147 29.4  
Red Dog 5 147 29.4  
Sam Adams Pale Ale 5.4 160 29.6  
Kirin Light 3.2 95 29.7  
Milwaukee's Best  4.3 128 29.8  
Michelob AmberBock 5.2 155 29.8  
Schlitz Malt Liquor 6.2 185 29.8  
Mixed Drink - Vodka and Rockstar 13.3 399 30.0 4 ounces 80 proof vodka, 8 ounces Rockstar
Old Milwaukee Light 3.8 114 30.0  
Heineken 5 150 30.0  
New Belgium Sunshine Wheat 4.8 145 30.2  
Coors   4.91 149 30.3  
Miller Genuine Draft 4.7 143 30.4  
Miller High Life 4.7 143 30.4  
Blue Moon Belgian White 5.36 164 30.6  
Pabst Blue Ribbon 5 153 30.6  
Lowenbrau Special Beer 5.2 160 30.8  
Fat Tire 5.2 160 30.8  
Rolling Rock Extra Pale 4.6 142 30.9  
Red Hook ESB 5.77 179 31.0  
Olympia Premium Lager 4.7 146 31.1  
Schlitz Beer 4.7 146 31.1  
Anchor Steam 4.9 153 31.2  
Weinhard's Private Reserve 4.8 150 31.3  
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale 5.6 175 31.3  
Harbin Lager 4.6 144 31.3  
Sierra Nevada Summerfest Beer 5 158 31.6  
Blatz Beer  4.8 153 31.9  
Lowenbrau Dark 5 160 32.0  
Carling Black Label 4.3 138 32.1  
Corona Extra 4.6 148 32.2  
Michelob Golden Draft 4.7 152 32.3  
Old Milwaukee Beer 4.5 146 32.4  
George Killian's Irish Red 4.98 162 32.5  
Pyramid Hefeweizen 5.2 170 32.7  
Michelob Beer 5 164 32.8  
Pete's Wicked Ale 5.3 174 32.8  
Bud American Ale 5.3 182 34.3  
Sam Adams Boston Lager  4.9 170 34.7  
Sierra Nevada Wheat Beer 4.4 153 34.8  
Parrot Bay Caribbean Coconut Rum 20 696 34.8  
Sam Adams Boston Ale 5.1 180 35.3  
Jagermeister 35 1236 35.3  
Pilsner Urquell 4.4 156 35.5  
Michelob Honey Lager 4.9 178 36.3  
Hornsby's Hard Cider - Hard Apple Cider 5.5 200 36.4  
Mixed Drink - Rum and Coke 7 256 36.6 1.5 parts Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 6 parts Coca Cola
Zima 4.94 184 37.2  
Anchor Porter 5.6 209 37.3  
Sam Adams Cream Stout 4.9 190 38.8  
Mixed Drink - White Russian 17.7 736 41.6 2 parts vodka, 4 parts Kahlua, 3 parts whole milk
Sam Adams Chocolate Bock 5.5 230 41.8  
Arbor Mist White Zinfandel Exotic Fruit 6 255 42.5  
Sparks 6 257 42.8  
Tilt Green 8% 8 346 43.3  
Bacardi Silver Mojito 5 229 45.8  
Bacardi Silver Peach 5 240 48.0  
Bacardi Silver 03 5 240 48.0  
Smirnoff Ice 5 248 49.6  
Kahlua 20 1092 54.6  
Baily's Irish Cream 17 1152 67.8  
Tilt Orange 4.0% ABV 4 307 76.8  
Coors Non-Alcoholic 0.5 66 132.0  
O'Doul's 0.4 65 162.5